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Quitting. For sure

dxmaniacy2j — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 02:45:57 +0000

Well, i havnt posted in my site in forever.. and im sorry. but im quitting. i let someone else do the hitting on people thing. his site is http://thomas211.wordpress.com/ go there and check it out. Thanks for all the hits and comments! ~Dx

Hitting on Hillary (2nd time)

dxmaniacy2j — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:22:03 +0000

Hey guys! This is the second time ive ever hit on Hillary! This is also the first time ive ever hit on anybody twice! Anyway my name was misam and i was hitting on hil. Please read and comment!

X_Misam: Hey hil
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:it’s spelled
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:IMM LOSER.
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:*imma
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:get
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:eet
X_Misam: no…
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:riiiiiiiiiiiight.
X_Misam: how old are you?
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:i17.
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:* im 17
X_Misam: your a lier!
X_Misam: im 11
X_Misam: wanna be bf gf?
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:no im dating somebody.
X_Misam: pleease?
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:and i dont fucking know youuuu.
X_Misam: yea you do
X_Misam: every1 knows misam
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:ur not misam.
X_Misam: AND IF YOUR GOING TO BE MEAN THEN IM TAKING A DUMP ON YOU@
X_Misam: i mean dump you
X_Misam: sorry, im new at dating
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:uuh.
X_Misam: but i still love u
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:im sorta dating somebody, asshole.
X_Misam: who?
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:this one guy.
X_Misam: is his name noodle?
X_Misam: i like noodles
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:his
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:name
X_Misam: and i dont think your dating any1
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:ISN’T NOODLES
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:im dating somebody.
X_Misam: NOO0DLES!!
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:TheJoker. aka cody. aka bergeron4444
X_Misam: :O
X_Misam: am i supposed to know that?
X_Misam: does every1 know that?
X_Misam: :O
X_Misam: i wont tell
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:uhm, like everybody does, dumbass.
X_Misam: tee hee hee
X_Misam: whats a dum bass?
X_Misam: a bass is a fish silly
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:DUMB ASS
X_Misam: maybe instead of noodles. i can like fish!!
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:MAYBE
X_Misam: people do keep calling me dum bass
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:U COULD TELL ME WHO U R
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:CUZ UR NOT MISAM!
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:AND HOW’D U KNOW I GO BY HIL?
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:MOST MISAM LOSERS SAY HILUHRAYYY
X_Misam: i didnt feel like typing it
X_Misam: gawsh
X_Misam: and im misam
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:no.
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:ur not.
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:if u were misam
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:i’d be unbanned
X_Misam: unless i have to find my inner self like my dogs kareoke classes
X_Misam: and im not unbanning you!!!
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:BECAUSE UR NOT MISAM
X_Misam: If you say one thing ill unban you
X_Misam: say I love misam
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:there.
X_Misam: say it
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:i said it.
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:i said it
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:out loud.
X_Misam: say it again in pm
X_Misam: or you can say
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:and why
X_Misam: ive been loved
X_Misam: for the 2nd time
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:by dx.
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:i know.
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:im not retarded
X_Misam: u didnt know
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:says u
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:OH YEAH
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:dx
X_Misam: phht u said u knew the last time too
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:this one was way funnier than the elmo one
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:but last time i really DID know
X_Misam: yea yea i know im good
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:actually, not really.
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:just post it on ur site and get it oveer wiff.
X_Misam: …
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:its not like it’s embarrassing
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:because
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:its not
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:OH YEAH
X_Misam: anything youd like to say?
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:EVERYBODY WHO GOES TO DX’S SITE
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:YUR ALL *Edited*

-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:oh yeah
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:DX IS A *Edited*.
X_Misam: ok then
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:k im dunn.
X_Misam: buh bi
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:THATS A WRAP
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:=]]
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:wait
-Hil-uh-rayyy_x:whats ur site again?
X_Misam: dxmaniacy2j.wordpress.com

Updates. Begining posting soon

dxmaniacy2j — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:09:57 +0000

Hey guys! i just wanted to let you know that i had a post ready to put on this site. But im not going to be putting it on because allot of people asked me not to. I promise to begin posting soon. But sanity won count to 100 and gets to read posts 3 days early. So it mite take a while

Im back

dxmaniacy2j — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:26:02 +0000

Hey guys! Sorry i havnt posted in a while. I went to Florida for about a month and i thought i would be able to go on the comp but i didnt… And Sanity won count to 100 before i left and he hasnt gotton his prize yet.. Anyway im back from Florida but im goin to idaho for another week and wont be on the comp there. Sorry.

Poll

dxmaniacy2j — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:40:53 +0000

Hey guys! Im re-doing this post because some people didnt see it. I made a poll that asks who did i hit on that you think was the funniest? Now is your chance to vote! DO NOT vote more then once because your second vote will not be counted.

Hey guys! I’ve hit on 25 people now and i want to know which one you thought was the funniest! So im taking a poll. Just fill in the bubble next to your answer and click vote. Do not vote twice, your vote will not be counted. Thanks for voting!

http://www.polldaddy.com/p/711451/

Hitting on Froggy

dxmaniacy2j — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:11:30 +0000

Hey guys! You may have noticed my site looks different.. Well yeah i got bored so i changed the theme. Anyway i hit on Froggy! Check it out and comment!

-Smack_Me-: hey dude
-FROGGY:…
-Smack_Me-: will you smack me?
-FROGGY:No thanks..
-Smack_Me-: fine that
-Smack_Me-: then*
-Smack_Me-: i love you
-Smack_Me-:
-Smack_Me-: i like your name
-Smack_Me-: frogs are cool
-FROGGY:Thanks..
-FROGGY:Uh..
-FROGGY:Idk you..
-Smack_Me-: do u have a frog?
-FROGGY:Nope.
-Smack_Me-: oh..
-Smack_Me-: well when you get a frog can i have it?
-FROGGY:Sureee.
-Smack_Me-: i want to smack a frog
-FROGGY:;o
-FROGGY:Wow.
-Smack_Me-: one time i smacked a dog and then it bit me…
-FROGGY:No wonder. xD
-Smack_Me-: have you ever smacked a dog?
-Smack_Me-: you just gotta take ur hand and spank them
-Smack_Me-: go ‘BAM’
-FROGGY:Nahh. And I don’t plan to go to the hospital. =S
-FROGGY:From some dog bite.
-Smack_Me-: i went to the hospital once when i slammed my weenie in a door..
-Smack_Me-: it hurt
-FROGGY:O.O
-Smack_Me-: have you ever slammed your weiner in a door?
-FROGGY:Um.
-FROGGY:No. And I dont have a weiner. ^__^
-Smack_Me-: I dont have a weiner anymore either…
-FROGGY:Oh dear…
-Smack_Me-: after the door accident..
-FROGGY:O.o
-FROGGY:That must be really sad. :[
-Smack_Me-: so theres just a little hole where my dipstick used to be...
-FROGGY:Erm. No comment on that..
-Smack_Me-: lol i said dipstick. im so bad..
-FROGGY:Yeah.. Haha.
-Smack_Me-: do u know daytona?
-FROGGY:Yeah.
-Smack_Me-: i slammed his dipstick in a door
-Smack_Me-: he got mad
-Smack_Me-: so we went to the hospital
-FROGGY:LMAOO.
-Smack_Me-: and i sowed it back on when the doctor was gone
-FROGGY:Poor him. :[
-Smack_Me-: HEY THAT RHIMES!
-FROGGY:Yep.
-Smack_Me-: im so Smert
-FROGGY:I guess you are. :]
-Smack_Me-: yayy
-Smack_Me-: u just gotta use your brain a little
-Smack_Me-: do u use your brain?
-FROGGY:Yes, I do.
-FROGGY:I use it alot.
-Smack_Me-: well, if u did… u would of known that im dx… and that…
-Smack_Me-: YOU’VE BEEN LOVED!
-FROGGY:DAMN YOU!
-Smack_Me-: haha
-FROGGY:AHAH.
-Smack_Me-: any responce?
-FROGGY:Hmm.
-FROGGY:Boys can burn with gasoline. ^__^
-Smack_Me-: ?
-FROGGY:They can burn.
-FROGGY:OHH.
-Smack_Me-: ok then…
-FROGGY:Yeah.
-FROGGY:Mmkay, Bye then.
-Smack_Me-: well um.. bye..
-Smack_Me-:
-FROGGY:Bye.

Hitting on Starz

dxmaniacy2j — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 22:03:32 +0000

This time i hit on Starz! Please read and comment!

XX-Lama-Xx: hey
XX-Lama-Xx: i like lama milk
Starz2241:haii
XX-Lama-Xx: it tastes like beef jerky
Starz2241:good for u
Starz2241:mkayy
XX-Lama-Xx: whats your favorite kind of milk?
Starz2241:why r u asking me?
Starz2241:and 2%
XX-Lama-Xx: lama milk?
Starz2241:NO!
XX-Lama-Xx: YES!
Starz2241:shaddup
XX-Lama-Xx: ROFLMAO
XX-Lama-Xx: sorry im lauging cuz my cat fell down the stairs…
Starz2241:awww poor kitty
XX-Lama-Xx: my cat says he likes you
XX-Lama-Xx: so i ate him
Starz2241:i love kitties
Starz2241:ura freak
XX-Lama-Xx: do you have a cat?
Starz2241:no
Starz2241:i wish
XX-Lama-Xx: do u have any other pets?
XX-Lama-Xx: i have a giant fish in my pants named Starz
XX-Lama-Xx: i named him after you
XX-Lama-Xx:
Starz2241:thanks…
Starz2241:and y is it down ur pants?
XX-Lama-Xx: because it tickles my pickle
XX-Lama-Xx: tee hee hee
Starz2241:ur a freak
XX-Lama-Xx: wait… the fish is saying sumthing…
Starz2241:…
XX-Lama-Xx: he says ‘i like being in your pants lama dude’
Starz2241:wowwwwwwwwww
XX-Lama-Xx: then i said ‘thanks’
XX-Lama-Xx: now hes saying sumthing else…
XX-Lama-Xx: he says ‘youve been loved!’
XX-Lama-Xx:
Starz2241:ur crazy
XX-Lama-Xx: YOUVE BEEN LOVED!
Starz2241:ur crazy!
XX-Lama-Xx: this was part of my game on dxmaniacy2j.wordpress.com
XX-Lama-Xx: any responce?
Starz2241:ur crazy
XX-Lama-Xx: anything else….?
Starz2241:oh didnt u do something like that 2 zippy?
XX-Lama-Xx: yesh
Starz2241:haha i saw that he made me look a it
XX-Lama-Xx: and hitting on zippy is the most viewed post of all time
XX-Lama-Xx:
XX-Lama-Xx: thanks for playin the game!
Starz2241:i know ive heard
Starz2241:yw
XX-Lama-Xx: buh bi

Hitting on Shortayy

dxmaniacy2j — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 23:20:59 +0000

Hey guys! i hit on Shortayy! My name was Pee_in_snow and i was a boy and Shortayy was a girl.

Pee_In_snow: hi there
Pee_In_snow: i just let it all go in the snow…
Pee_In_snow: and i wrote your name
Shortayy:what?
Pee_In_snow: thats how much i love you
Shortayy:i exited the pm..what did you say..?
Pee_In_snow: i said i peed in the snow and i wrote your name
Shortayy:ew..
Pee_In_snow: thats how much i love you
Pee_In_snow: do u love me?
Shortayy:no..
Pee_In_snow: yes you do
Shortayy:no i dont
Pee_In_snow: YES YOU DO!! YOUR MAKING ME ANGRY!
Pee_In_snow: AND IF I GET ANGRY IIM GONNA MAKE YOU CRALL UP MY BUTT AND DIE
Shortayy:wow..you need anger managment..
Pee_In_snow: no i dont…
Pee_In_snow: i need my pills
Pee_In_snow: i call them happy pills
Pee_In_snow: one time my cat ate them and he got a desiese
Pee_In_snow: and he ate my sister
Shortayy:oook…
Pee_In_snow: and he ate your sister
Shortayy:i dont have a sister…
Pee_In_snow: not anymore
Pee_In_snow: my cat ate her
Shortayy:i never had a sister…but ok…?
Pee_In_snow: yes you did
Pee_In_snow: I love you
Shortayy:i dont really care…
Pee_In_snow: *cries* =’(
Pee_In_snow: how old are you?
Shortayy:…..
Pee_In_snow: im 89
Shortayy:i dont like telling people my age..
Shortayy:thats nice…o_0
Pee_In_snow: if i died would u be sad?
Shortayy:i would be sad if anyone died..
Pee_In_snow: aww thanks
Pee_In_snow: would u be sad if i told you our conversation was a game for my site?
Shortayy:no..
Pee_In_snow: well then
Pee_In_snow: Youve Been Loved!
Pee_In_snow: dxmaniacy2j.wordpress.com
Pee_In_snow: any responce?
Shortayy:haha..yea i knew it was you
Pee_In_snow: w/e….
Shortayy:i go to your site alot
Shortayy:…
Pee_In_snow: then you would of known to say it was me so you could be on the list
Shortayy:well not really but bye
Pee_In_snow: buh bi

More updates..

dxmaniacy2j — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 01:17:05 +0000

Hey guys! You may have noticed i took of my “people who ive hit on” page. I did this because i used Microsoft Word to make it hyperlinked. I heard that using Word is bad in WordPress. And I am having problems making it hyperlinked using WordPress. So heres the deal, Whoever makes me a new page like the old one gets to be on my blogroll, and be able to comment 2 times in a row on count to 100. No one would help me so i figured it out myself. There is a new People Who i hit on page!

Adding to Bribble Secrets- I found some other cool things for bribble that will go in the Bribble Fun Facts (used to be Smiley Facts) section of Bribble Secrets page. Check there to see it!

Hitting on Timmay

dxmaniacy2j — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 00:07:18 +0000

Hey guys! This time i hit on Timmay who is a girl but there gender on the chat was a boy… so kinda weird… also my name was MissMaryMac and i was a girl. =D and Timmay found out it was me rite before i said You’ve been loved. So her name goes on the list of people who found out. She is the only one so far who found out but the conversation still gets posted.

MissMaryMac: are you a boy or a girl?
TimmayClownigee:both
MissMaryMac: …
MissMaryMac: weird…
TimmayClownigee:normal…
MissMaryMac: GOBBLE GOBBLE IMA TURKEY!
MissMaryMac: i like turkeys
TimmayClownigee:sure why not
MissMaryMac: do u like turkeys?
TimmayClownigee:yeah
MissMaryMac: whats ur favorite part about the turkey?
TimmayClownigee:its wings theyre awesome and feathery
MissMaryMac: i like how they have a sack on there chin
TimmayClownigee:lol
MissMaryMac: i wish i had a sack on my chin
MissMaryMac: dont u?
TimmayClownigee:umm not rly
MissMaryMac: oh..
TimmayClownigee:lol
MissMaryMac: if i had a sack on my chin, what does that make my nose? o.0
TimmayClownigee::S idk loll
MissMaryMac: lol
MissMaryMac: so are you a boy?
MissMaryMac: if you are, i love you
TimmayClownigee:im a girl ..
MissMaryMac: and if your a girl..
MissMaryMac: i love you too
TimmayClownigee:ook..
MissMaryMac: do u love me?
TimmayClownigee:erhm
MissMaryMac: we should go on a dat
MissMaryMac: date*
TimmayClownigee:no ty..
MissMaryMac: at burger king
MissMaryMac: please?
MissMaryMac: pleaaaaseee?
TimmayClownigee:no..
MissMaryMac: fine.. be that way
MissMaryMac: i still love you
MissMaryMac: like pancakes with butter
MissMaryMac: mmmm…. butter
TimmayClownigee:…..
MissMaryMac: i like butter
MissMaryMac: do u like it?
TimmayClownigee:not rly
MissMaryMac: i like it because if you rub it it feels like poop
MissMaryMac: and it doesnt make your hands smell like poop
MissMaryMac: poop is cool
TimmayClownigee:…..
MissMaryMac: but when it gets on your hands it sucks
MissMaryMac: wanna know what else sucks?
MissMaryMac: do u?
TimmayClownigee:omg ur dx ?
MissMaryMac: yup
MissMaryMac: YOU’VE BEEN LOVED! this was part of my game on my site dxmaniacy2j.wordpress.com
TimmayClownigee:yay
TimmayClownigee::D
MissMaryMac: :) you found out b4 i said it
MissMaryMac: good job
TimmayClownigee:^_^
MissMaryMac: so i will post this converastion but you will b on the list of ppl who found out
MissMaryMac: any responce?
TimmayClownigee:penis cake
TimmayClownigee:=]
MissMaryMac: ummm…
TimmayClownigee:cum cookies
MissMaryMac: ok then…
TimmayClownigee:that is my responce
TimmayClownigee::D
MissMaryMac: u perv
TimmayClownigee:lmao
MissMaryMac: check back on my site later!
TimmayClownigee:yayy
TimmayClownigee:ur site is awesome
MissMaryMac: thanks