Hitting on Jessica

26 03 2008

 K well this time i hit on jessica(from watex’s)! anyway it was really funny but comment saying wat you think. anyway even at the end she never understood that i was recording and gonna put this on my site. she thought i was serious about dating her. so yeah really funny! Dont forget to comment!

 

EggsNTastyToast: hey babeh
EggsNTastyToast: do u like things tasty?
EggsNTastyToast: cuz im one of em

–Jessica–:oh ya sexy
EggsNTastyToast: oooooooh yeahhhh
EggsNTastyToast: do u like toast?

–Jessica–:ya ya babe
EggsNTastyToast: with jelly?
EggsNTastyToast: lots and lots of jelly

–Jessica–:ya and peanutbutter
EggsNTastyToast: mmmmm… jellly *drools*
–Jessica–:ya
EggsNTastyToast: i luv u more then toast
–Jessica–:i love toast
–Jessica–:more
–Jessica–:cuddles

EggsNTastyToast: did u know if you eat something spicy it will come out spicy?
–Jessica–:ya babe
EggsNTastyToast: i like when things come out of me  À
EggsNTastyToast: like tacos

–Jessica–:me to
–Jessica–:i like alot of beans on my tocas
–Jessica–:tacos

EggsNTastyToast: the musical fruit
EggsNTastyToast: the more u eat the more u toot

–Jessica–:what
–Jessica–:ya thats right
–Jessica–:i argee
–Jessica–:babydoll

EggsNTastyToast: do u like to fart on puppys?
–Jessica–:if you do
–Jessica–:i do sweetheart

EggsNTastyToast: yup
EggsNTastyToast: do u like to go places?

–Jessica–:ya
EggsNTastyToast: like where?
–Jessica–:i went to my bf today
–Jessica–:skiped school
–Jessica–:did it

EggsNTastyToast: well i’ll be ur new bf
–Jessica–:ok
EggsNTastyToast: do u wanna know where i like to go?
–Jessica–:sure
–Jessica–:to the pet store
–Jessica–:and fart on puppies
–Jessica–:i do

EggsNTastyToast: i like goin to dxmaniacy2j.wordpress.com! CUZ YOUVE BEEN LOVED!!
–Jessica–:u know it
–Jessica–:i know
–Jessica–:i love u 2
–Jessica–:babe

EggsNTastyToast: this will be posted soon on my website u know
EggsNTastyToast:  …

EggsNTastyToast: im dxmaniacy2j
–Jessica–:ya
–Jessica–:i am jessica

EggsNTastyToast: heh heh heh
–Jessica–:hahaha
EggsNTastyToast: u dont get it do you?
–Jessica–:get what
–Jessica–:cool website

EggsNTastyToast: LOL nothin just go to dxmaniacy2j.wordpress.com and read about page
–Jessica–:ok
EggsNTastyToast: xD YOUVE BEEN LOVED
–Jessica–:do you still want to be bf
–Jessica–:and gf
–Jessica–:sexy

EggsNTastyToast: xD no it was all a trick
–Jessica–:oh
–Jessica–:i know
–Jessica–:we will just preteined
–Jessica–:it wasnt
–Jessica–:ok

EggsNTastyToast: *sarcasm* yeah rite…
–Jessica–:see u tonight
–Jessica–:love
EggsNTastyToast: yeah ok w/e *sarcastic*
–Jessica–:i know eggs
–Jessica–:i ill be there
–Jessica–:tonight
–Jessica–:count on it

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11 responses

26 03 2008
--Kelserz-

DUDE YOU PICKED A DUMD ONE SHE IS EVEN MORE BLONDER THEN ME. IT WAS LONG AND IT WAS FUNNY!

27 03 2008
dxmaniacy2j

yeah 😀

27 03 2008
wolves4ever

ROFLMFAO!!!

27 03 2008
jackde

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lol she,s so dumb.

27 03 2008
aflack

I like eggs and toast and bob the blob

DxManiacY2J: Okay? that was random, like me! i like random…

29 03 2008
blackey499

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A Tribute to Family Guy lol like it?

29 03 2008
dxmaniacy2j

lol cool

3 04 2008
Proppiy

laughing my head off!
these are soo funnyy !
haha can’t wait too see whos next 🙂

31 07 2008
Jessica

this is the real jessica please take this off now please. thats not me it was a different jessica.

31 07 2008
Jessica

ahh i did posted it to time sorry

1 08 2008
dxmaniacy2j

I think it was a jessica from a long time ago..

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